I've discovered a trick that sounds rather frightful
But in point of fact has proved quite inciteful
This morning as I lay half asleep in my bed
I discovered my eyes could flip 'round in my head
Well of course I was shocked, and could do nothing but stare
'til I got used to the gloom and could see what was there
There were two shafts of light coming in from the ears
(Illumination enough to confirm long held fears)
My eyes spun back 'round in horror and shame
Because today I discovered - I don't have a brain
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